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stig

someone who is on the verge of being an asshole, but otherwise is normally ok.

Hey, that's my beer. Easy stig, get your filthy hands off of it.

by tracy September 15, 2004

Stig

Stig is a cool gymteacher, who says he has a disease, but is just fat.

Stig: I have disease Students: *he is just fat*

by Stiglover69 September 17, 2021

stig

someone who comes from the northern part of a country, and who stinks, have no hygenical habits and is a complete dumb. Also called stigmatain irC.realunix.net chans.

stig : what's that smell friend :(silence) friend : omg what a stig

by nexxoff November 30, 2007

STIG

An acronym meaning "Short Tempermental and Ignorant Guy." Used to describe someone who is greatly involved in politics and angry at the corruption of his Government, and the stupidity of his President. This person wishes to take control of his country for the good of all who chant with him in his quest for world domination. STIG was first used and gained popularity within the Computer Programming classroom of Vintage High School in Napa, California. The acronym itself is used to describe the teacher of the class, Mr. Kamada, whom was nicknamed STIG or sometimes, STIGMADA - a play off of his last name, "Kamada."

*Politically angry teacher walks into classroom* Class: "What's up STIG!?" Teacher: "God damn this government! It's all fucking wrong and nobody else in this country realises at all what's going on! AHHHH!!!" Student: "You should run for president STIG!" Teacher: "Yes.....YES!!! I am a STIG and i will rule you all!" Class: "Whoo hoo!!!"

by Hydrilus May 04, 2005

[Stig]

A nice boy who lives in a skip with his roomate hooshlag. Hair is always straight but natural as there are no plugs in the skip, and is captain alongside his roomie hooshlag on there ship "the mighty losbter". Unfortunately not as good a crimper as hooshlag.

Hey Stig, go clean the poodeck overthere woodyah, or the skip will go smelly!

by Hooshlag (lucy) October 08, 2008

Stig

the perfect man, he plays tennis, is a photographer, is well-equipped, and is from norway.

'Wow, that man is so stig'

by norwegiangurrrl April 25, 2009

stig

Short for the word "Stigetto": A ciggarette.

"Dude, Can I bum the stig from you?"

by Stealth June 14, 2006