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Turkey Stuffing

The act of a female spreading her vagina open and allowing a male shit in the vagina. Then the male proceedes to fuck the mess as if stuffing a turkey

Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.

by AGiogio December 01, 2010

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 06, 2010

turkey stuffing

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )

Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.

by The L town Kids October 25, 2007

Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz

yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey

by beanymandem December 17, 2010

turkey stuffing

turkey guts with a yeast infection

One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).

by deathrite2 December 26, 2009

stuffed like a turkey

To have sex with a girl that is intoxicated, like a large man stuffs his turkey on thanksgiving...

I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey

by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006

Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.

Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!

by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019