A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who identifies as "superstraight" is really talking about how much of a virgin they are. straight in transphobic terms means "virgin" and "superstraight" means super virgin!!!
"hey man, i'm superstraight!"
"but you're 32.."
men who openly have a pisskink and like to be pegged.
friend 1: "yo aren't you superstraight?"
friend 2: "yeah i do like to be pegged and i have a pisskink, so i guess i am superstraight."
friend 1: "that's weird bro."
the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to Cisgender individuals of the opposite sex.
I Identify as SuperStraight because I believe no one should be forced or bullied into dating someone they do not want to regardless of the sexual orientation
superstraight was a made up transphobic sexuality . how is it transphobic you ask ? its basically people not wanting to date trans people JUST BECAUSE they are trans , it's fake and it will never be a valid sexuality .
guy: yeah im superstraight ...
other person : oh so ur a fucking dumbass?
a fake sexuality for insecure transphobic pigs. this “sexuality” is based only on hate and mockery. it is transphobic and homophobic.
guy 1: i’m superstraight
guy 2: no you’re just transphobic
A transphobic joke started on Tiktok.com aimed to exclude trans people. The flag is the grindr colors because they’re secretly gay and trying to hide it
Man 1: Shes cute.
Man 2: Thats my trans friend Lisa
Man 1: Oh nevermind i’m super SuperStraight and SuperSingle
The epitome of what transphobic people say to hopefully “Scare away the gays” without saying it directly. Unfortunately, these incompetent assholes have failed to realize that they are so impossibly hypocritical that no trans person would be attracted to them in the first place.
Many of the alleged “SuperStraights” out there are (unfortunately enough) poor kids who want to victimize themselves. They feel as though that being in the “SuperStraight” community will bring them the same love and acceptance as people in the LGBTQ+ community without actually going through any discrimination or hardships.
Being SuperStraight and trying to say you are in the LGBTQ+ community is the same as saying that being a dirt path is the same thing as a fully paved road.
Person 1: “Did you hear about Cis Person 9?”
Person 2: “No, what happened?”
Person 1: “He/she came out as SuperStraight.”
Person 2: *internalized frustrated gay screaming*
Person1: “yeah…”