A fork of Rural Dictionary
Somebody who falls in love with strippers, buys drinks for the bartender at 5:00 in the morning and seriously needs to take their ass to church!
Guy1: What ever happened to T-Pain? He used to be so big, why did his career fall off so hard?
Guy2: He was too busy falling in love with strippers and buying drinks for the bartender that he wasn't able to focus on his music career and he fell off.
Guy1: I can't believe it!
Guy2: I know right!
Talking online through a headset when the connection is not stable. Results in a psudo-auto tuning voice effect.
Hey man, your connection sucks! You're T-Paining!
1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.
2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.
2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
Saying something inappropriate and sexual with a filthy mind.
She's always T-Paining about mundane things like seeing a license plate that appears to spell "penis."
one who hits on / tries to pick up the employees.
the bartender, the stripper
how many t-pains have come into the store today?
To rudely interrupt somebody while they are busy doing something important. Like T Pain did to Jay Z at Hot 97 Summer Jam, crashing the stage like shit is sweet. Later done to Jay AGAIN buy Lil Mama at the VMAs. This is where Jay coined the phrase, '' You T-Paining Right Now''.
You makin a business call tryin to get job or make moves and your girl tryin to argue with you or have a convo. Tell the B****to stop T-Paining you