A fork of Rural Dictionary
Results of what happens when two consenting adults allow their private parts to dance cause it takes two to do it
GENITAL TENGO
When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like patrick swayze
Khleo and itsmisscee Genital tengo till dawn falled
Spanish sentence pronounced with an english accent. It means that you are carrying no drugs (at least, they think so) but it's not true and you probably have 1 kg of fentanilo in your pocket.
Faceanticristo: Yo what is the legal maximum of fentanilo? Local policeman: Cero Faceanticristo: No tengo NAAADA
It means "I have Diarrhea" in English
Person 1: Tengo diarrea :( Person 2: Vete al baño idiota
What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.