Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

testical breath

a very horrible way of saying fuck you, a gay fag who's breath smell of balls (males reproductive organ)

you have testical breath, that guy has testical breath

by michael 'duece' anderson November 30, 2013

testical rape

Rubbing the penis on ones balls uncosentually

I’m gonna rape your balls(testical rape)

by Testical rapist123 November 28, 2017

Bashfull Testicals

when a mans testicals never drop

since randy had been born with bashfull testicals he couldn't get gina pregnant

by machinamia January 02, 2010

trans-testical

An individual who chooses to have the opposite reproductive sex organs of his/her birth organs

Guy#1 Dude, that chick had some set of balls

Guy#2 No shit, Shes a trans-testical

by caneywaney August 22, 2009

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 09, 2010

Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old

"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"

by SmokeyBoii February 07, 2019

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 05, 2015