A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.
"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"
Jermaine Cole's original rap moniker.
Have you heard J.Cole aka The Therapist?
Normally known as a registered doctor who treats physiological issues within yourself, a Therapist is also known as “The Rapist”.
When used as “The Rapist”, the appropriate context to use it would be to describe a sexually-centered individual.
Also can be used interchangeably with perverted.
Note that this could make a wonderful inside joke around individuals unaware of the true meaning of "Therapist".
Girl 1: "Ooh, girl, you know that all that boy ever thinks about is sex!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a therapist!"
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Guy 1: "That chick keeps on smacking my butt every day she sees me!"
Guy 2: "Yo, that's because she's a freaking therapist!"
The weird smug woman who thinks she knows it all, because of some bullshit licensures that now make her talk out of her ass to hand out bs embellished labels. Usually a fucktard sophomaniac you can find spitting out labels so you'll be illusioned she's a genius with her bs rhetoric almost like a cult leader to fuck with your mind.
Therapist "You are disilllioned. Client "No, weird lady just bitter from you idiots. Therapist " You are non compliant."
The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.
Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.