A fork of Rural Dictionary
guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked
THEY'RE USELESS,UGLY,DON'T HAVE A SENSE TO EXISTS,COST 32 DOLLARS(that's too much for a mug),AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE URBAN DICTIONARY WANTS ME TO BUY THEM
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Person 1:STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS
This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged
Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice
This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie
Are you trying to help me grow a beard
Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.
I think they still might be watching me.
Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?
Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned
the act of killing yourself, but more specifically, driving yourself off a cliff listening to “this is me trying” by taylor swift
“i have to go to school tomorrow. i want to this is me trying myself”
“i’ll join you”
When you are angry or annoyed with someone or something
DEY TRY ME OHH with their attitude