A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.
Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"
When used as a feminine name (rarely) it defines a strong and capable person. Tanner can conquer life's challenges, even the unsurmountable. Tanner has a great sense of humor, beautiful smile, loves to laugh. When Tanner hugs you, the sun shines right over you and envelops you in her warmth. Tanner is a lovely person anyone would be honored to know.
I love Tanner, Don't you?
The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?” Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
slipping your middle finger in your asshole
tannering myself in the corner
Usally a hot, tall, sexy, guy with dark hair, has a amazing girlfriend, but he chose the uglyest girl ever, hes super sweet, and makes everyones day 20x better (:
damn! i wish i was dating a Tanner
A Tanner is something that works out well. When a situation seems bad, but somehow works out really well in the end, that's a tanner
"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.
Tanner is the name for a perfect boyfriend... at least most of the time... He is a family man and is the best at telling jokes. This boy will prefer quiet country life surrounded by animals and his family. Tanner is an angel sent from above and his girlfriend is considered the luckiest person alive in her own mind. He may not be popular but he doesnt care and is happy to be accompanied by the many dogs and horses he has. Tanner is the sweetest, most tender hearted person you will ever meet and is the easiest person to love!
My boyfriend Tanner and i started dating when we were 13!