A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex
"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!" "Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"
a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"
yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!
Just one of the many alter egos of funny good shit Youtube parody rapper and singer Dylan Fiore, along with Brony Homo, Lil Racist, Old Rice and Young Rice, Karenita and many more. One has made so many great songs, like My God Is Great (So Far So Great PARODY), Gyarrah Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY), Never Faggot (Never Say Never PARODY), and the greatest recent Jihad Film Song, Durka (Gooba Parody). Oh And BTW I am TWTB (CHECK MY VIDS at DYLAN FIORE!!
Yo, Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes Has Got Dynamite In Those Taquitos, And Two Boxes Equals Two Towers! BTW: I Am Dylan Fiore (Check My Vids.)
Hey girl how was that D? Good girth but it's a tootsie roll taquito.
The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts
Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise