Country Dictionary

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Tucker telephone

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.

"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"

by davidebert March 23, 2008

telephone toughguy

one who talks mad shit while hiding behind the safety of a telephone connection, but when confronted in person, backs down like a little bitch.

Man, that douchebag Brian is such a telephone toughguy, he wouldnt dare say that shit to my face.

by Luke O November 10, 2006

Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!" Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!" Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 04, 2013

Dusty Telephone

A booty call with a person is over the age of 65.

12pm and my dusty telephone rings.

by Innabus June 24, 2010

cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life May 25, 2011

guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!" Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self! Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!" Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009

Telephone box

A greeting, an expression and a feeling Or just a way to express emotions

(Jayden)Hey teejay how are you (Teejay)Telephone BOXX (Jayden) ahh ok

by Thiccnigger769 March 28, 2020