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The problem child of cheese whiz and shit. To express ones negative emotions on a Christian Minecraft server.

Oh, shiz Britney Spears is still alive?! Shiz, bruh, you eat vegetables?!

Noun
1: a replacement word for saying, "shit," in an otherwise inappropriate time based off from the currently listening accompaniment
Noun/Verb
2: an unfortunate situation when a human male ejaculates and defecates simultaneously

Noun
3: a replacement word for saying thing, that, those, these, or virtually any item
Noun
4: a slang term for the drug bath salts

1: "Holy shiz!"

2: "Damn man! You made me shiz myself!"

3: "Where's the shiz at?"

4: "That shiz got me so fucked up last night. I haven't slept for weeks. That's a really nice belt you're wearing. Can I touch it?"

Do I have to explain?

I took a giant shiz.

Shiz is the word used instead of shit when someone doesn't wanna swear.

But there's another definition which makes way more sense.

So shiz is when you shit and jizz at the same time.

So you're on the toilet jacking off, and u feel the need to shit, so you're shitting and at the same time while you're shitting u get an orgasm and jizz. so that's what's called shizzing.

Guy 1: Bro omg yesterday I was shizzing for the first time, It felt so fucking damn good
Guy 2: wtf is shizzing?
Guy 1: What you seriously don't know? It's when you shit and jizz at the same time.
Guy 2: Is that even possible wtf?
Guy 1: yeah duhhh it feels sooo good

Shiz is a substitute word for S. H. I. T.

Girl : going to get some chips
Corner : Hue hue hue I dOnT tHiNk So
Girl : ( hits toe on corner ) Shiz!!

a term that is universal for that and those

Dude... I still gotta go and pick up that shiz.

sweet chalk used for marking starts at the high jump pit at track meets.

also: sarah and kendra.

Yo, shiz, i need some shiz to mark this. Orange, if you got it.