A fork of Rural Dictionary
A delicious beverage mixing vodka, hot sauce, vodka, spices, vodka, tomato juice, vodka, horseradish, vodka, and whatever else; best drank on a boat on Sundays, a wonderful and recommended substitute for going to church.
Today I was lucky enough to have one of Triscinny's world famous bloody marys. I liked it so much that I stuck my tallywhacker in it!
Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.
My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)
Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.
Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.
It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.
When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!
Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!