Country Dictionary

If youre down to do something

im so board to go out tonihgt

meaning to be close to, i.e. it is the vocal form of the hand gesture when someone crosses their fingers to mean "me and her, we're like *this*". can be abbreviated to just "boards".

"me and jez are boards on a board rack, i tell u"

See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!

thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy...

bored as a board on a board riding board is a word or sentence used when someone is so bored they decide to say the word multiple times with different meanings in a different pattern

Timmy: ughhh im boarddddddddddd jonny: me 2 Timmy: are you as bored as a board on a board riding board jonny: why Timmy: idk jus bored

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.

prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use. How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!