A fork of Rural Dictionary
When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair
Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed
Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*
1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.
2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.
Example 2)
Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place
Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.
bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!
Originating from Gossip Girl fans all around the world, the word Chair is basically a different version of the already defined Waldass. It's a combination of the two characters names, to make one.
So in other words;
Chuck + Blair = Chair
Got it? Good.
Heather: Did you see last night's episode of GG?
Betty: Amagad! Yeahhh!!! Chair were so hot together. It's unbelievableee!!!!!
Heather: inorite!