A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.
Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."
Person 2: "Ew, gross!"
A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
An eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way.
I have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and I have to pluck it out once a month.
Eyebrows of Freedom - Eyebrows so big they could fly off someone's face to freedom.
Example: Erwin Smith's eyebrows (Attack on titan)
"Let's go scouting legion, may the eyebrows of freedom be with you!"
"I thought it was the wings of freedom."
"Shut up Eren, you brat. If Erwin says eyebrows, it's eyebrows."
"Sorry lance corporal Levi."
Misha Collins is a star on the TV show Supernatural. He likes to be obeyed and when things aren't going his way he adopts the look we like to call the Dom!eyebrow. This look is when he raises his left eyebrow and (usually) looks down at the disobedient person. On its own this look can obliterate ovaries.
"Did you see Misha's Dom!eyebrow last night!"
"Yeah, we all new Dean was bottom"
When a person finds eyebrows the sexiest thing on the planet, they like the way them brows look 😳😳😳 usually in a sexual way
Talisha: holy shit sista your brows are sexy asf!
Tyrone: you got a eyebrow fetish or something?
Talisha: yeah, ;)
Tyrone: same ;)
The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.
OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?
Yea man shes hideous!