A fork of Rural Dictionary
How Paulo Costa described Khamzat Chimaev
Nate Diaz is going to destroy that Gourmet Chechen this weekend
when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order
"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"
When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!
MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?
WOMAN: Sure!!
A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.
.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.
Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.
Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.
Bruh I just choked the chicken. That was a gourmet nut
Gangsta gourmet: when you steal food to feed your friends and family.
Wow bro, that t bone on the grill was off the hook, you must be getting some big commission checks right?
Bro: nah man haven't had a sale in weeks . This was strictly gangsta gourmet for my homies, nothing but the best!