A fork of Rural Dictionary
professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.
I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST
a shithole for druggies with no futures ahead of them
“are you sending your kid to the hurst school?”
“fuck no?-“
Behavior is impulsive and irresponsible, often failing to keep a job or defaulting on debts.
John: Man I totally just got Hurst Maneuvered.
Richard: Dude you gotta watch for that dude, he has all the characteristics of a Psychopath bro.
John: No way broooo. SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.
I scored the hatrick with the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!
A name that can be replaced with the ultimate bro. He is the biggest brochiller on the face of the earth known for his voluptuous dunks and incredible three point jumpers. One man reportedly said that he jumped 3 miles away from the basket and still dunked in one jump. He's not black. His flow is outlandish. I think he has brown eyes and brown hair. He's really tall.
Look at this guy fakin' suhn. Goin' around tryna be sum Taylor Hurst or sum'n.
Northern English rhyming slang for urinating, or a burst.
Hurry up in there, I'm dying for a Geoff Hurst.