Country Dictionary

1.A dick 2.Your penis

My johnson was so far up her pussy last night. That MILF makes my johnson rock hard

To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun

Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson

Will Johnson is the best man ever and is always charming loves Emily and will never let her go. He's a very good kisser and is also good in bed

Will johnson will never be a terrible kisser

Def. 1: A man's penis Def. 2: a Surname

"Look at my Johnson!"

Ve cut it off. (I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!") Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.

"I need my fucking Johnson." "What do you need that for, Dude?"

A sexual act in which a partner gives another a blow job, but before ejaculation he turns the partners head, finding himself ejaculating into said person ear. Proceeds to push them down, reach around remove two Q-tips from there asshole and throw them on said person face.

I was skull fucking her so hard, then stopped..... Then let her have the Johnson & Johnson... BooYaa!

the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?" "His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"