A fork of Rural Dictionary
Good at cooking, taking care of his dogs, hard working, and overall funny guy. Terrible at taking selfies and doesn’t know how to smile for the camera.
Keith is such a great guy! Wish he knew how smile for a selfie.
A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
The name people use for Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'.
"his name isn't Keith"
"my life is a lie"