A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs
This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.
Crying into your hand while masturbating.
(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.
When a girl is good for everyone and "pleases" a bunch of guys.
That girl Kelly is a crowd pleaser, she sucks everyone's dick .
His ebinizer was quite the pleaser last night! It was huge.
Or... His ebinizer wasnt quite the pleaser.
His ebinizer wasn't a pleaser, it was a teaser.
Ebinizer Pleaser
A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.
Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.
A bitch pleaser is a man who can silence a bitch in seconds by simply giving her "the look" which makes her instantly aroused and temporarily paralyed.
That kid Ethan is anything but a Bitch Pleaser.