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Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 20, 2021

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 13, 2017

pufferfish

A deplorable, and hideously ugly girl with huge lips and puffy cheeks. Also see annoying piece of shit.

Tara...hahahahahhahahahhahaha

by Slash September 16, 2003

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker April 14, 2016

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone January 15, 2016

Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021

Pufferfish spot

The male G-spot, but with cancerous tumors in its vicinity due to colon cancer.

"Dude, did you hear that Fred was diagnosed with colon cancer?"
"Yeah, a shame. I hope it's not terminal."
"Heh, only thing I'm worried about is how good that Pufferfish spot feels."
"You sick fuck."

by EvoDump September 24, 2021