A fork of Rural Dictionary
A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.
I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.
big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D
hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball? big bat baseball is awesome
What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.
the most common use for a sloppy second bitch
dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho