A fork of Rural Dictionary
term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)
when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.
Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!
A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!
the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"
that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.
A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes
Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom
"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy