Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.

Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

dairy queened

In sports, to be disqualified.

That's Pullen's fifth foul! He just got dairy queened!

by giantslor December 04, 2010

Dairy Dukes

"Dairy Dukes" refers to the short shorts, originally made famous by "Daisy Duke" from The Dukes of Hazard, that are worn by women of a much grander size...with a much larger booty.

I don't think it's those "Dairy Dukes" that make her butt look big...I think it's her butt. Some things should be left to the imagination-that fat ass hanging out of those "Dairy Dukes" over there is one of those things.

by MonaLisa007 March 27, 2010

dairy section

A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.

My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.

by Dr. Cocks June 09, 2008

dairy farm

A farm in odenton/gambrills maryland that fills the air with actual shit. Just one whif when you're within a 10 mile radius you instantly die from a cardiac arrest.

dude 1: damn what is that smell? dude 2: must be dairy farm.

by lamerence June 04, 2018

dairy robber

A man that repeatedly sleeps with a woman and doesn't give her commitment. also a person that that likes to say "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Girl 1: She said that all he does is have sex with her and doesn't want to date her. Girl 2: Yea that's a dairy robber for ya.

by Milk Maid May 06, 2008

Dairy Squirts

When you drink a bunch of whole dairy.. then shit super hard. Comes in one hole, out the next.

If that boy gets the dairy squirts one more time we’ll have to fire him from his epic job at DQ.

by April 19, 2022