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Girthquake

When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.

We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.

girthquake

seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual

Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.