A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)
"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about!"
When a guy spooges on his hand and flings it in someone's face, in a Spiderman kind of way.
Guy:So I hear you went out with Roger last night, how did it go? Girl: *bursts into tears* Guy:What is it.. did he spiderman you? I heard that's his trademark.
The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)
Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!
When a man jizzes in his hand and makes a spider man motion as he fling it at his woman.
Hey boo fancy Spidermaning me tonight
A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"
Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?" Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though" Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?" Daniel: "It was the regular" Robert: "Oh cool"