A fork of Rural Dictionary
In espionage a swallow is a beautiful female operative used to seduce or entrap men with promises of sexual favors. The male equivalent is a raven.
During the cold war the Soviet K.G.B. typically used a swallow to seduce intelligent targets.
When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.
Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard. Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed. Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.
You wish you could swallow as much as my girlfriend does.
Ultimate act of love between male homosexual partners - swallowing your lover's load.
Jim felt his love for Joe exude all over his body as he swallowed Joe's load.
The opposite of a choke.
"Dude, I hit this chick up and she says that she wants to hookup!" "Sweet man, that's a total swallow"
used as an exclamation to express anagreeable, pleasing, gratifying, orsatisfying feeling
Barack: Did you pick up the dry-cleaning? Michelle: We have people to do that for us now. Barack: Swallow!