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The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio. The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please." "Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?" "Yes please."

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.