A fork of Rural Dictionary
the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity
Pete: "Whats up Kevin." Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?" Pete: "Nothing." Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10." Pete: "That's cool." (long, awkward silence) Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?" Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches." Kevin: "That's the ticket."
Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.
Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.
A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence. This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL. Bob: Where are you going? Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket." Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.
I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket
A ticket and invitation combination. Given out as form of entrance to an event
At the event this weekend, please present your ticketation upon entering.
pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.
'look at her' 'yeah, Ticket!'