A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.
Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?
Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies
Tasty treat that is totally not deadly
I shoved that tide pod into my mouth and then got a tingling sensation
A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.
Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood
Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin'
Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods!
Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b
Dequan: Bet
Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope
A delicious snack that is healthy and totally not deadly
Stick it in butt or mouth just like cock but it’s a tide pod
The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.
Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.
It's the most delicious fruit ever. Dey be making you trip balls bitch.
Drunken fuck: Yo you got any tide pods?
Salty: Do love catnip?
Drunken fuck: Ye
Salty: Exactly