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It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.
Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.
A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.
Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today? Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1! *devours Tide Pods and dies
Tasty treat that is totally not deadly
I shoved that tide pod into my mouth and then got a tingling sensation
A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.
Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin' Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods! Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b Dequan: Bet Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope
A delicious snack that is healthy and totally not deadly
Stick it in butt or mouth just like cock but it’s a tide pod
The forbidden Fruit with the gush of a gusher and the toxicity of cyanide.
Dem old teeny-boppers are chewin on dem Tide Pods again.