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whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

by Guido1 March 04, 2008

Whitey Tighty Pant Lift

When you have a roommate that just won’t shut up so you take their whitey tighties and lift them over the back of their head

I’m totally going to whitey tighty pant lift my roommate if he doesn’t stop talking.

by Dookiepoopy August 19, 2021

Whitey Tighty Ball Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 23, 2021

Whitey Tighty Butt Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your buttcheeks make direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their butt so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty butt face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 22, 2021

Tighty Whitey

A honkey who like to hold onto his money. He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.

Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer. Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.

by McBeaver September 12, 2022

Whitey Tighties

Another word for Pilgrims.

Look at those Whitey Tighties.

by The Rat Lordius July 23, 2023

Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans. This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes? Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024