A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tino, one of the sexiest people that you can come across,When he walks the ground vibrates causing all males in a 2000m radius pop a r.o.b, once popped it cannot be unpopped.
Male 1 : I saw TINO today.
Male 2 : Oh so thats why u got a rob
Male 1 : Yeah i guess
An evil mulleted man-dyke who prowls the halls of MSA looking for morbidly obese employees to tattle on and find sour patch kids to shove up her gooch.
Tino, a 42 year old data processor, looks to forward her illustrious career in dead-end jobs by whining like a baby and talking incessantly about her daughter, who she calls every hour to talk to for an hour to make sure she is still breathing. In three years, her daughter gets pregnant by a nascar-loving, meth smoking troglodyte who destroys the szoss family.
one who think being a "lad" (see lad) only constitutes wearing the lad uniform.
A 'tino' is one who is extremely stupid and is of the lowest form of class and wit.
Joan: did u see that guy in a white cap running away from those authenticated lads?
Mitch: haha yeh what a tino