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Big big dick guy he has a massive shlong

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tomer's shlong it is so massive

The definition for a short MF, but will probably sleep with your mom.

Damm look he is sooo a Tomer, gotta hide my mom

Tomer Gay Kaplan, or in other words Tomer Kaplan is the sexiest man out there. As he does Guy Lee, he relishes the sounds that Ohayon produces.

Me: And Tomer, don't do Guy Lee now!

Tomer gay kaplan: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is when one finds a tome or scholarly book & they rate it, making them a Tomerater.

I was tomerating the Bible & it turns out that it was very anti slavery & paved the way for the ideology that all men are equal.

Tomerism a person who is always correct and no matter what he is not wrong no matter the situation

Thomas is tomerism

Badass guitarist, sexy short mf. He’s so hot and dirty that even Itai bulbul will date him. Plays the guitar perfectly like a fuckboy, and is very popular with the girls. Always knows how to djent.

Have you seen that Dirty Tomer? He must get all the ladies!