A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.
Wow she really tophed him off
Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night
My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.
Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.
Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.
Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!
The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."
Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."