A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.
I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!
an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.
i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.
When a male viking and a female pirate travel the globe in a pirate ship pillaging villages for treasure and hot people. They then take these hot people onboard their pirate ship and travel across the ocean to sell them as sex slaves but fuck them repeatedly along the trip.
Joe: "So you and Emily are in the traffucking business?"
Dan: "Yes, we just raided the Carribean last week."
Joe: "Hope you found some good merchandise."
When you and your girl have sex while stuck in traffic. Chances of it being oral are 96%
Bro: Yo, how she get pregnant?
You: We were traffucking on the way to work that morning on the Expressway I-91