A fork of Rural Dictionary
Friend: Did you see Miley Cyrus twerking? It's a train wreck.
You: What? Lemme see.
3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?
A desperately ill patient with many complicated problems presented for medical care.
Man, did you see that train wreck in trauma three? He's never making it out of the hospital.
When you fuck a girl in the ass, and she begins to shit and your penis and the shit collide giving the Train wreck affect.
dude i fucked Jill in the ass, and it was a fucking Train Reck.
In music, when a live song just begins to fall apart and the musicians are all playing the wrong thing. This results in everyone stopping the song and just being like "Dude, we messed up".
Did you hear that crappy Emo band last night? They couldn't even play. Halfway into the song the drummer sped up like crazy, and the bass player followed him, but the guitarist didnt. It was a total train wreck.
When running train on a girl, every guy has to finish somewhere on her body, leaving her a disgusting mess, just like a train wreck.
We ran train on this girl and we finished all over the place. It was a train wreck.
A woman whom is unattractive, fat and old and possesses the characteritics of a train wreck on her face in the form of moles, zits and imperfections.
After about 12 beers, Juan was totally into Maria, but the guys knew
that she was a train wreck and he would think the same too when he wote up with her the next morning.
When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.
1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!