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The Sexiest instrument of and the greatest union EVER

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Union of
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Tuba player: man i have the best instrument BITCH
Band geek: I can do my Eb scale on trumpet but i wish i played tuba
Tuba Player: Its Cause we're sexy!

When you blow into a girls ass and air comes out her mouth.

Kaden: I gave my bae Jessica The Tuba last night and she loved it.

The best instrument ever!!!

A large brass instrument. Tuba

The big mans weapon of music.

The tuba is a big mans weapon of music that pales in comparison to other instruments in a marching band.

It's the way portuguese young people call you tube. Tube=Tubas, because, in portuguese, most common words in plurar end in a "s".

"Já viste o vídeo no tubas?"
"Ela pôs o vídeo no tubas!"

the most beautiful girl out there with the best personality caring funny smart GOODIE but also a BADDIE the best type and cant forget shes good at flirting that's all I really gotta say just know if you meet her you'll instantly fall in love but don't steal her shes my girl Iloveyou

did you meet tuba shes so beautiful mason is one lucky guy

does it matter....?? lets just say when it vibrates inbetween my legs is turns me on like no human could ever do. its the love of my life. one day i will marry it and we will have tuba/clarke babies together. mmmm tuba sex.

i want to make sweet sweet love to my big brassy tuba.