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Making an extremely long clear tube from ones' couch to the toilet so that one may easily release shits from their couch and have the shit reach the toilet by traveling through the poop tube. This saves the person the walk from the couch to the bathroom. The tubes must also be clear colored so the person may "see what's going on down there".

I gotta poop but I don't wanna get up off the couch, i'll just start tubing and save the walk.

My tubes were off so I couldn't go tubing properly, the shit fell to the floor and rotted through my carpet! SHIT!!!

'tube-ing'
The art of extraordinary drinking. Tubing is not just a drinking session, it is a form of sport. Experienced Tubers take the activity very seriously and have made it an Olympic Sport. The BRitish Olympic Tubing Team are the world champions and world record holders. Recent Tubing events have included fixtures in Melbourne, Sydney, Cathay Pacific Airlines, Barcelona and Hong Kong (for the Hong Kong Tubing Sevens).

Tubing was invented on Sunday 29 January in Whistler, Canada. The founder members were planning on going 'tubing', the activity of bombing down a snow hill on a tractor tyre however they drank from breakfast until the early hours. The following morning Stuoobs said "I love tubing." BOTT was born.

The Anthem for BOTT is "Tubing Through". A song to the tune of REO Speedwaggon's "Loving You".

Person 1 - "Fancy going tubing?"
Person 2 - "Ok."

Tube - a sort of website that offers to watch and stream video online.

Ex. luxxxtube.net - a tube webstite that contains porn materials.

A bong.

Dude, can you buy my new tube for me?

Penetrative sex using the hole provided by a colostomy. The recipient may or may not actually be alive. Tubing may also be combined with a mung should a suitable candidate be available to provide a true rush for sicko-thrill seekers.

Nightshift in the morgue was generally boring until Liam discovered tubing.

the act of being on youtube.

"what's good? nothinn, just tubin it."

"hey this is boring, let's tube it."

"ey i put that video on the tube if you wanna watch it."

The act of shitting in another persons ass via a tube. Once thought to be preformed with nothing but a tube, recent studies have shown that a mechinal device; ie a motor, is a must to create a suction to aid in the process of said act.

"Man, Katie got so turned on when I tubed her, I straight shit in her ass."