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Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.
Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.
Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.
Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys
a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .
jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)
A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.
"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."
What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.
Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR
an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on
"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive
a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout
"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"