Country Dictionary

A rubber device designed to reduce shock vibrations on tennis rackets.

Mike's updog is crucial to preventing tennis-elbow.

When your mother gets turned upside-down and is nailed.

Damn yo mama got updogged.

when you have a big ass wart on your butt crack.

I have a fuckin updog on my ass right now.

what is updog I hear you say? Not much dog, whats up with you?

A way to physically immobilise your friends or enemies with the power of simple speech

symptoms may conclude include Corona virus , heart attack, Bubonic plague and LIGMA.

Yuri: My friend got updog today.
Joe:What's updog?
Yuri:not much dog, whats up with you?
Joe:*sneezes and dies*

Unfunny Prolonged Discourse Of Geniuses

Guy 1: "Did you hear about the updog?"
Guy 2: "What's updog?
Guy 1: "Unfunny Prolonged Discourse Of Geniuses."

When you burn someone and they can't come back with a response.

Yea, I updogged that fool.

A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)

Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!