A fork of Rural Dictionary
This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.
John: Ur mom gay Frank: Ur dad lesbian John: Ur granny tranny Frank: Ur grandpap a trap John: Ur sister a mister Frank: Ur brother a mother (Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)
Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence
Titus: ur sisters a mister Jacob: ur brothers a mother Titus: *disappears out of existence*
This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution
Carl: ur mom gay Jeff:ur daddy lesbian Carl: ur granny tranny Jeff: ur sister a mister Carl: ur brother a mother *jeff turns into a pile of blood as the fabric of the universe collapses and destroys the existence of all mortal beings
A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven. This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.
Joe: ur mom gay lol Bob: ur dad lesbian Joe: ur brother a mother *the ground opens and swallows bob*
The worst insult known to mankind. Saying this will end the galaxy and all known planets in existence. All life on earth will be completely destroyed as a thottie apocalypse will kill the earth's human population.
Frank: lol ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian Ken: well ur granny tranny Frank: Lol ur sister a mister Ken: *strains hard* don't make me do it man Frank: Do it you pussy Ken: UR BROTHER A MOTHER! *frank gets cut in half by an invisible blade, the moon blows up, and 200 thots appear from every corner as the galaxy explodes.
Worse than ur mom gay, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister, this is the ultimate insult.
Jim: ur mom gay Susy: ur granny a tranny Jim: ur sister a mister Susy: ur brother a mother Jim: *explodes*
The worst insult in the entire English language. Every time this insult is used, an alternate universe is destroyed. This insult is so powerful it can't be countered.
Friend 1: Ur grandpap a trap Friend 2: Well ur brother a mother *thousands of alternate universes spontaneously combust*