A fork of Rural Dictionary
Referring to something underwhelming. Waff being anything found on the inside of a bagpipe, inc air, mucous, irnbru and dribble. Underwhelming, flaccid or disappointing. Waff.
‘What a bag of Waff.’ Complained Sheila, when Stuart just couldn’t produce the goods.
A breakfast spot for classy rednecks. How French-speaking truck drivers refer to the Waffle House restaurant.
Get in the truck baby. We're gonna go eat at le maison du waff-el. You can even get extra hashbrowns if you want. And maybe we'll plan our wedding there if it's alright with your momma.
An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.
As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.