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what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as: What is WRONG with you? Are you STUPID? Are you HIGH? Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question. Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right? Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life? Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working Girl: "Fucking knock it off!" Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 27, 2021

what are you doing step bro?

the reason for the termination of photosynthesis is to measure the amount of testosterone in the air then times x by the power of flex tape and he will give you the answer of 30#*₩£?♧~《¿

Donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?

by Step Dog November 17, 2020

what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product. On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long. Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.

Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar? Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)

by hai_bai September 06, 2011

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar? Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)? Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar? Ashley- Yeah :D Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2? Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;) College frat party joking version Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha Brad- I went down on your aunt. Steve- Not cool man, she passed away Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 January 10, 2016

peppa what are you doing in my chocolate

PePpA wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg In My ChOcOlAtE is a tik tok meme. where people bite into there chocolate egg and find peppa pig in it

lol i just saw this funny peppa what are you doing in my chocolate tik tok

by Watemamdjck September 10, 2019