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Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 22, 2022

whoop one's ass

to physically beat.( informal,derogatory)

whoop one's ass: I whooped his ass for acting smart with my son.

by Andy mafia December 30, 2015

whoop yo' ass

An african-american style threat obtained on the account of insubordination often from parent to child (as well as other exchanges). It is not strictly limited to african-americans. Although it is usually just an empty threat used to express reproval, it very well can be followed by a severe beatdown or whoop. The whooping itself can be performed using accessories such as a belt.

O hell no, son, you better not eat that last piece of chicken or im gon' whoop yo' ass!

I heard you dropped outta school and gon' to jail. Thats my boy! But now i heard that you be foolin wid dose white boys! Come here, im gon' whoop yo' ass!

by mak2675 August 19, 2007

ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.

Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.

by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.

2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.

by JimmyBaby March 02, 2006

ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 08, 2021