A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...
the list goes on!
Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!
What was I Looking For?
Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.
This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.
To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.
Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.
A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.
How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!