Country Dictionary

Watson is the code name of your girlfriends best friend aka Sherlock Holmes very annoying sidekick detective. A "Watson" is always creating drama within the relationship and constantly trying to dig up dirt on you. A Watson loves to throw you under the bus and generally hate on you in general.

"I was at the club with my boys and Watson showed up to spy on me all night."

"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."

A creep that watches through the window, he is very horny and when he has sex his penis erupts after 2 seconds. They think they are the shit when they are shit at everything in life, he is also a drama queen.

Oh, look its Jack Watson his balls dropped again!

Although this man has a very bad name, he is ridiculously hot. Any girl in the right mind should hook up with him. He is the definition of eye candy.

Girl 1: "You know Watson right?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"

to poop, defecate, or shit. Named after the Wheaton College Music building, Watson Fine Arts, which has exquisite bathrooms for pooping.

Ishan: Hey dude, wanna go watch "How I met your mother?"
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.

A unit of measure equal to 5 feet 8 inches. Used to measure the furthest distance which the olfactory property of flatulence can be detected from the initial flatus.

That crack rattler had to be 4.5 watsons.

To "Watson" something is to do it to the absolute max, this could be anything from smoking a cigarette to hittin' the gym to partying your ass off.

Guy "Yo dude pass me that joint ima Watson it to Fuck"

Friend - "Man your soooo poor"

Usually refers to a guy who is very charming and funny. Favorite past time is photography and loves to drink. Favors German automobiles and Ikea furniture.

Girl #1: That guy is such a Watson.
Girl #2: I concur.