A fork of Rural Dictionary
Warten Weg is a highly skilled and talented graphic designer based in South Africa, who has made a name for himself in the industry as a successful freelancer. With a wealth of experience in the field of graphic design, Warten has established himself as a go-to designer for clients looking for innovative and visually stunning design solutions.
Warten's passion for design shines through in every project he takes on, whether it be designing a logo, creating a website, or designing marketing collateral. Warten Weg is committed to delivering designs that not only look great but also convey a clear message and connect with the target audience.
A word to describe a mispelling or malfunction of auto correct. Usually used immediately after the sentence in which the mishap took place. Both parties of the conversation are inclined to say weg once this accident has formed.
Person 1: Shut the duck up
Person 2: Weg
Person 1: Fuck, weg
That guy you know that thinks he knows more about everything in the world than anyone else could ever know. He is also a habitual “one upper”. No matter what story you tell, he will inexplicably have a crazy more interesting story that directly relates to the one you are telling, if it isn’t the exact same story you are telling at the time, just with crazier events unfolding. Another way to tell if you are dealing with a Wegs is by paying attention to when you are cracking jokes, and people are laughing and listening to you, if you look at the Wegs, although he is laughing as well, he will be trying to finish each joke you are saying in unison with you even though he has no clue what you are actually going to say. He cannot deal with the fact that you are funnier, and seem to have the attention of the room as he cannot fathom not being the “life of the party” when he is in the room as well.
God damnit that Wegs is here again… time to hear for the fifth time this week how a random dude in the bar bathroom looked at his dick, and literally said, “nice Dick bro”. Cuz that is a normal thing straight dudes say to each other while pissing in a bar bathroom (multiple times a week)…. We believe you for sure…. And also wonder why you literally think this is a cool thing if it really did happen to you as the rest of us would probably end up fighting if that occurred to one of us…. But then again…. That’s what makes a Wegs a Wegs…. And not being a Wegs obviously means our dicks just aren’t as pretty… obviously…..