Country Dictionary

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Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

(wolf I'd like to fuck) when someone you'd like to fuck believes their a wolf or is a wolf in true form

"damn brad is a wilf."
"Yea I bet his hairy wolf bussy is so tight"

This word describes someone as being good at most things except learning because he is braindead.

Oi mate you see that guy over there he is a Wilf.

'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)

"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

What is Life For? band hailing from Gosport, Hampshire, UK
Influences; Strung Out, Incubus, S.O.A.D, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc.

WILF incubus jamming with the chili's while billy talent and the foo's have noisy sex in the corner!

Widow I'd like to fuck

Did you do that wilf last night ?

Widow I'd like to fuck

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!